LUCKY YOU

On my way back frm my home town to Delhi with the help of our beloved Northern Railways, i saw a saint wearing saffron coloured clothing commonly known as chola, with a pair of slippers in his hands instead of his foot, sitting on the grnd alongside railway tracks at Bhiwani(one of my favourite town as it gave me d opportunity to meet some wonderful ppl n frnds which i cherished most) railway station. I was listening to d track (You-Switchfoot) sitting inside the AC coach on a very nice day with sun in the sky though it was quite chiily. It was 11 am n i was luking outside frm d window as i saw outside, d saint extracted some juice frm a orange in a cup, drank it, n then laid down on d grass with the satisfying look which you can't even find on the face of a man driving a mercedes.(I wondered about how much juice could he have been able to get from that single orange, smiled) n then he laid down on d grass. I don’t know but i smiled n told myself that i m gonna write abt it although it wasn’t any significant event n i took out my phone n started typin...(it was a dreadful exp guy coz i m not a guy who is texting everytime as i don’t ve a girlfrnd n my frnds doesn’t bother me too much)(Track:I got a feeling-Black Eyed Peas).

The guy (saint) was lying on d grnd n he had a very thin piece of cloth on his body not covering him entirely (that wud be quite a site if Katrina kaif was lying with that kind of wardrobe....o boy she’s one hot lady) n then i thought it must ve been a hard time for him to be like this, its quite difficult to be a saint in winter when chilly winds blows out all the d heat frm ur body. Finally i came to conclusion that he was actually a saint(we call them saint coz they dress lyk that without realizing what they actually face, most often addressed as pretenders) n everybody who lives life that way is a saint.(Track:Alright-Darius Rucker).

I usually consider myself an unlucky person but at that moment i realised that how foolishly i was using this word “luck” as i have no idea wat that word meant. I was the lucky person there in that situation and the saint was unlucky one coz nobody wants that kind of life. May be he doesn’t want to be a saint, it wasn’t his choice or may be it was forced upon him n he couldn’t resist that’s why he was unlucky. Please mind that here i m nt talking abt saint like aasaram bapu etc whom got away with a murder coz one of his follower was happened to be a judge, but the saint in my story ain’t got no followers n he is all by himself.....(Track:Hard Sun- Eddie Vedder/Corin Tucker).

It wasn’t like i was feeeling happy at that moment coz god doesn’t choose me to play the saint part but i don’t know i cant explain what i was feeling at that time. Only one question came to my mind how can we describe an unlucky person???? A girl-women who got everything but not the way she wanted(career,husband,boyfrnd etc) or a girl who got raped or molested by some sickhead(s).....??? A person who wasn’t able to buy a house for his family in his whole life or a person whose beautiful house got burned down in riots and now he is living on the streets.....??? A kid who never got good marks despite the hard work or a kid who never got a chance to be in a school ....??? A person who got a challan frm the traffic controller for overspeeding or reckless driving and he missed the most important meeting of his life or a person who got killed in a road accident because of someone else fault.....???( Track:Society-Eddie Vedder/Jerry Hannan). The more i go with this the more absurd it would seem...............U decide urself......

We never get what we want, we never want what we get, we never have what we like, we never like what we have and still we live & love. That's life. We have our disappointments but remember somebody haven’t got the opportunity to be disappointed at his or her failure.(Track:What a wonderful world-Louis Armstrong).

Special Inputs: Ankur Tyagi

WHEN A TIGER BECOMES A CHEETAH

Two days after allegations of Tiger Woods' infidelity popped up online, Woods crashed his car into a fire hydrant and tree outside his Orlando mansion at 2:25 a.m. the morning after Thanksgiving. Police and EMTs who responded found Woods drifting in and out of consciousness and took him to the hospital. Although it was initially reported that wife Elin had rescued her husband from the car by taking a golf club to the car's back window and dragging him out, rumors swirled that she had actually caused Tiger's injuries when confronting him about his affair. Woods turned away police three times in the days following the accident and didn't release a statement until two days later. Since then, more women have stepped forward claiming they were also involved with Woods. On Dec. 2, Woods apologized to his family and fans for his "transgressions”. Tiger Woods said he let his family down with transgressions he regrets “with all of my heart,” and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors. The list of women's alleging to have had an affair with Mr. Wood is now at 11 :

1.) Rachel Uchitel
2.) Jamie Grubbs
3.) Kalika Moquin
4.) Cori Rist
5.) Jamie Jungers
6.) Mindy Lawton
7.) Holly Sampson
8.) Joslyn James
9.) However 3 remaining mistress of Mr. Wood said that they doesn’t want to be identified.(One is from Florida and the other two are from UK)

Welcome to the Tigerland….But what is the main reason behind this?? Why he cheated?? He has a good career, beautiful wife n kids ,money, fame, Iconic status in his country n everything that a man could possibly dreamed off …….Why the hell he gave up all of this??? What was going on in his mind at that time??? Before we speculate on the reason behind this scandal …we first find out the psyche of a man…….”A man is as faithfull as his options “…………….it is easier for a women to turn down sex coz she was dealing with that kind of situation when she was 16 or so…but foe a Man …No No….We cant turn it down its like a miracle whether u r a high profile celebrity or a manager or any other professional or student…Its like we want to find out all the different flavours of the ice-cream or like keeping our options open…..haaaa…….Dont feel offended bcoz its my own perception n may be its wrong ……haa…….But let just concentrate on tigers case…..What could be the possible reasons???.....Either he was bored out of his life?? I don’t think a person earning millions, winning every tournament, National Icon, No 1 golfer …...couldn’t ve that case or may be i dont know…..... Well may be his wife is not hot enough for him?? That is not the case coz Elin Nordegren is a pretty hot n beautiful lady …….. May be he is a sexual psycho/sexual predator/sex addict or something, that he cant control himself??…….but If you carefully study the list of all the names of the mistresses then u will realize that most of them r either pornstars or related to that industry …so it will give strength to our reason that Mr Wood may be a sexual psycho. He may be watching porn when he was 10 or so(addicted to porn) and some of his affairs were before he got married so finally when he got married his wife cudn’t satisfy him(wont agree to do stuff that he wanted)…so he turned to more professional way to satisfy himself (pornstars)……..Well the exact reason will come out when he will confess or may be we will not be able to know the exact reasons behind the scandal or there may be no reasons at all……he just did it(“Just do it” ….is the tagline for Nike ….one of the major sponsors of Mr. Woods…..ha….)!!

Everything apart one has to feel for his wife ……coz everytime a scandal broke out the worst will happen to the women and to her family (especially children’s)……she is not the culprit but she has to suffer coz of her husband stupidity ….se has to make important decisions now as whether she will going to stay with him or not???...But a News Channel said that Elin will not divorce woods for the sake of their children n being a divorced child she knew the impact of the divorce on the child. If she do that then it will be a brave move n we salute her for that but one thing for sure she will forgive tiger(for the family) but will never forget ………..this will haunt tiger forever……..

Speaking of the public image of the tiger …well we all r the part of a forgiving society n we will forget this in next 6 mnths or so (as in Mr wood case so it may take a long time)…….But it will ve an impact on his image as he will not be considered a national icon anymore…..may not get any social or political awards(he may win in golf or not, may be he will take retirement, we will get to know abt that later) ……. Woods makes over $100 million a year from advertising and he has endorsement agreements with Accenture Plc, Nike Inc., PepsiCo Inc.’s Gatorade, Tag Heuer International SA watches, Electronic Arts Inc., Upper Deck Co., NetJets Inc., TLC Vision Corp. and Procter & Gamble Co.’s Gillette. Advertisements featuring Tiger Woods have disappeared from prime-time broadcast television and many cable channels so it may have an impact on his fortune also.
Whatever be the outcome of this scandal or the impact on the tiger family or on his career on thing is for sure its already the Christmas time for the media …………..boy they r enjoying every bit of it……..

Its not just Tiger who was exposed by his scandal there r many celebrities in the past who had done the same thing:

Kobe Bryant

After arriving at a Colorado hotel in June 2003, where he was to await surgery, Kobe Bryant began what he contended was a mutual sexual encounter with a hotel employee. However, the employee, Katelyn Faber, accused Bryant of rape. Bryant, who was married, underwent several months of criminal hearings and willingly submitted to forensic testing. The charges were dropped when Bryant’s attorneys submitted evidence that undermined Faber’s claim and her general credibility as a witness, causing her to decline further testimony against Bryant. The case was later resolved by private settlement.

Rick Pitino

On April 18, 2009, Louisville men’s basketball coach Rick Pitino accused Karen Sypher, with whom he had a sexual encounter in a local restaurant, of extortion. Shortly after Sypher was indicted on extortion charges, she declared that the affair had not been consensual, that Pitino had raped her on several occasions and that one such instance resulted in a pregnancy. Pitino, widely revered as the only coach to lead three separate teams to the Final Four, was not charged based on the claim. He eventually issued a formal apology for the incident and resumed his coaching position at Louisville.


Max Mosley

In March of 2008, Formula One racing chief Max Mosley appeared with five prostitutes in a Nazi-themed sex video. Despite the absence of criminal charges against him stemming from the incident, many in the racing world criticized Mosley and attempted to distance themselves from the increasingly controversial chief. Mosley, while admitting participation in the event, denied allegations of Nazism. He kept his job.


Ronaldo

The world-renowned Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo received attention for an off-field incident involving transvestite prostitutes in April of 2008. After he mistakenly picked up three male prostitutes he had thought were women, Ronaldo claimed that the men attempted to extort money from him after bring told to leave. Although the incident brought negative attention to Ronaldo, who was recovering from injuries at the time, he was never brought up on solicitation of prostitution charges, as the practice is legal in Brazil.

And the list goes on.......

LIFE IN A METRO

Well I ve been living in Delhi for 5-6 mnths and its been a wonderful time here in our capital. During my days in Delhi I travelled through Metro most of the time. Metro was first started on December 24, 2002. Since then it’s acting as the backbone of Delhi transport system.
Metro is full of ppl(not in terms of no. of ppl travel in metro) but I mean to say that it is full of emotions despite being a machine. First time I took the metro, it was a bit scary journey. Scary coz when I entered in d metro I was petrified as there were so many ppl in d train like all of them were forced into the train n were goin into some Nazi concentration camp against their will. You cannot move anything even if u want to as it was fully stuffed to the core with a feel of India. Well you may know, whenever in India if we want to travel thrugh public transport then we ve to force our way to get in or out whether its trains, buses etc. The journey in metro is nt simple, its quite complicated not in terms of technology but in terms of sociology. You wud encountered with different types of social patterns. You will be able to see diff kinds of ppl, observe diff behavior, attitude, habits etc in a very short span of time as my journey in metro never last for more than 50 min and I never saw the same person again(or even if I saw him/her again then I wont remember it coz they r so many ppl everyday in metro n its impossible to retain their faces in ur memory)but in that short time, you wud be able to know the person(peculiar habits most of the time) only if u want to. I divide the ppl in metro into different categories according to my reasoning (u may heard of them)……..

1.) Naught/naïve kids(8-18)
2.) Thoughtless, Aimless Youngistan(18-26).
3.) Gorgeous creatures(Girls)[You cant tell the age of a girl/women its an offence].
4.) Working class(26-55).
5.) Romantic Couples(No age limit)[We Indians are very romantic homosepians]


Firstly, I will discuss with you abt naughty kids. Well most the times they r with someone (i.e. parents) and they r highly unpredictable in nature n that’s why we call them kids. Sometime they r so polite n nice n suddenly start screaming over something n the whole metro goes crazy when one of those little todd start crying…u cud do anything to go out of the metro at that time. I see kids comes in metro in school dresses with bag at the back n water bottle hanging by the neck n luking constantly at the route plan pasted on the top of the gate. The kid will be quite only if he is alone n or continually talking if in a grp. Well I really admire these metropolitan kids coz they ve so much exposure in so little age n they can do things easily which I cant when I was at their age. I mean if somebody comes frm a small town then ride of a metro will be a big thing for him just like as he wud have visited any other planet n most often u can see ppl not able to go thrgh entry or exit gate in metro station as they don’t know whether to touch the coin like they did before as they don’t ve any idea as it was their first time but even if they come again they will ve the fear of escalators etc...... but a kid of 5-6 yrs of age can do these kind of things easily or different business regarding his life…its no big deal for him…….I don’t want to say that they will ve gr8 future as compare to the kids living in small towns or village but certainly thet ve some advantage …….



Then we come to our the youngistan category and why I said it is thoughtless n aimless, well I think I personified it according to my own perceptions(haa…). You can identify them instantly if you see one of those features: Spikes, funky clothes, pimples, bad breath wearing sunglasses in metro, constantly shouting or bursting into laughter without any reason etc and many other I cant even tell you. The youngistan as we know is the future of our country and is a very vibrant n colorful grp. Most of the time they r in grp, giggling or studying or discussing something. And if they are alone them most often talking on their phone to their gf/bf abt plans for the weekend. The most terrific thing abt them is that everyday for them is weekend as they are completely free from any boundations in this world(not frm their parents) and this is quite cool. I love their happy go lucky nature and it brings charm to the life that is present in metro. The most important feature I forgot to tell you that youngistan is addicted to their cellphones either they r talking to someone or listening music all the time(24x7).



Gorgeous creatures ( that means to only girls or women's as I m not a gay so I cant watch them in that sense …ha…..but I support them as the gay’s ve all the rights to be common n miserable like everybody else…..). This is the most beautiful aspect of the metro n I cherished it most. By paying only 6 to 7 rupees u can watch beauty worth a i don’t know as u cant ve any measurement standard.(each person has his own set of standards of beauty I guess). I m talking here abt the external beauty not the inner one as I don’t know them so I cant comment abt their nature or anything but I can comment on their looks etc according to my set of standards as we r living in a free wrld. Most of these girls ve unique sense of fashion(or u can use the word weird also in some case), I don’t know where they get it but i cant comment much abt it as i don’t ve any knowledge abt it either just like them. These girls usually don’t wear branded clothes but yet they ve some catchy taste directly purchased frm Janpath Bazar or Sarita vihar mrkt etc. Whatever they r wearing most of the time that just compliment their body …I think I might be goin to far with this so I ve to hold my thoughts…..lets just talk abt other stuff... like how they walk or how they talk…walk n talk …..One thing for sure u will notice whenever they r walking like they r on ramp with chin high up n attitude on full flow n they walk just like as they r some big shot hot models or something thats case with the most DU girls (dead faces with no expression at all if they r totally lonely). Whenever they talk like if they r in some speech or accent competition…………I don’t know who is behind this Mtv, Channel V etc….no idea boss…..but I wish they can act normal …this nt true for all the girls ……With this class we ve got some free packages like desi hunk or romeo’s etc …..they r funniest ppl of all time ……I m nt talkin abt the playmakers or casanova type( I m waitng to meet that kind of ppl as that wud be quite awesome n educational experience) ..no kidding .... our desi munde with spiked hair pierced eyes or lips n they can wear anything just to get attention. Most of them r college dudes searching for their divas in the metro.



Working class as u all know consist of lazy luking guys constantly talking on their phones either to their boss or colleague (in the morning) or to wife( in the evening). I used the term lazy coz whatever is the time either they r goin to the office or cumin frm it n they r nt excited enough n they don’t luk fresh or full of joy. Most of the time u will see them talking non-stop with the guy on the other end abt the assignment he got or he will be goin to be late or to pick something frm the guy or any other boring shit that u don’t give a damn abt. These ppl sometime gives u hell of a time n when I m talking abt the class here I m talking abt both genders as most of the they r pissed off with their life or job as a result u will receive some god damn lecture in frnt of the whole crowd of the metro abt the mistake u ve’nt done or if u did then it was nt intentional. I don’t hate them but I don’t like them also but its nt true for all of the ppl most of them r really nice……



Last but not the least is our romantic couple category(romantic or nt that u ve to decide when u see them). Everytime they r in their own zone as we r speaking abt couples here n they don’t need anybody else just to spoil there moment. Whenever they enter in a metro, they always rushes for a corner seat I don’t know why ?? but I think u know……..hmm….or atleast they know what they r doin right( so that no one interfere in their business)?? They r smiling n talking to each other or walking hand in hand and the amazing thing is that how close you r standing with them u can't hear a thing ….. what the hell they r talking abt ??? It’s a gud experience seeing ppl luvin n caring for each other in this cruel world.



So this is it. These r the kind of pll I ve met over my journey n its still goin strong, as u will notice these ppl r no diff n u already know abt all these categories but my main aim is to prove a pt that in a small journey of 45-50 min u can observe so many things, get to know so many ppl or if u r lucky enough u wud get some frnds so never underestimate the simplicity of life arnd u ….coz each n every moment passing you by is a special moment…grab it enjoy it …….Its not just a metro its life travelling on the tracks with all the joy n pain…..........

DESPERATE ENTERTAINMENT

Now a times, the entertainment industry(T.V & Bollywood) get so desperate such that they wud do anything to just get their TRP rating on the sky. We see different channels with their different stupid shows based on the plot that is being lifted frm d west or frm their super grossed up mind . They play with the feeling of the audience of our country as we Indians r famous for being emotionally stupid that’s why our most beloved bollywood was failed to win even one Oscar till date n only got some few nominations( Don’t tell me Slumdog Millionaire was an Indian Film). They feel free to make that shit every time without even being caught n make million out of it. More bad a movie get more advance booking u got that’s the irony of our industry n Indian audience which include me but guys like me r quite less n that’s why we don’t make any fuckin difference . But the most imp reason is that ppl come to cinema to enjoy, they r nt interested abt the whether d film is gud or nt , they r just lukin for entertainment n don’t care how many award d movie ve got. They just follow d trend, a shity muvee with a big actor in it n they got d tickets n that’s reason we don’t get gud muvees bcoz there r not so many talented ppl out their in d stupid industry. Why our we so cheap or disgusted that’s we r getting entertained by d same stupid jokes actors songs etc every time n we don’t feel bored(we need a psychiatrist) . But there is some change cumin our way as some good muvees were being made in d past n slowly steadily we r changing, I m nt saying get d rid of all bad muvees or actors or directors but atleast don’t make a mockery of the industry. Just look at awards functions i.e. IIFA n u see the most stupid muvees r getting nominated for best movie of the year n same with actor or director of d year……its just too fun fun to watch u just cant stop laughing how stupid these ppl r …

In Hollywood most of the times u r paid according to ur talent ...…Most actor-director get hike in their fee if they won any Oscar or bafta or golden globe award but that’s nt present in our system …do u remember any actor get more after he/she won the national award ..i don’t think so…..in west the more talented u got the more expensive u r …..Highest paid actors have established themselves by winning awards like tom hanks al pacino George Clooney client eastwood dustin Hoffman meryl streep etc but in our industry om puri anupan kher irfan khan don’t get much credit according to their performance n we don’t consider them as in d elite category of hero’s n they don’t get any nominations for their acting n guys like john tushar arshad warsi etc get more money for their role …..same with directors etc …..there is something goin on wrong in that industry……I don’t want them to be changed but they can make any effort to be more genuine atleast…………….All the big actors just cashed on their name every time n also get d awards …(I support aamir khan for total abolition of awards ceremony)…………enough said ….u can talk for days on that issue………Now if we cum to small screen its more garbage u got ……stupid realties shows everywhere, saas bahu melodrama etc ….i mean they got every house in our country under their grip n if u miss something stupid in these channels then don’t get disappointed just tune in to any news channel n u got ur appetite…..but again that shit is being running for long bcoz its being watched constantly ….u ve no solution for it u ve to choose according to ur choice …….guys in industry don give a fuck as long as they r making money………It seems that either in bollywood or in small screen there is some serious shortage of plot(storyline) ….they r keep fooling us with the same crime thriller love triangle romantic comedy etc ……I think we ve some illiteracy problem going on in our industry bcoz the don’t read at all….there r so many books of every subject every aspect u can think of ……u just ve to read n adapt in ur form n get the rights for the story that’s not too expensive….so u don’t ve to copy frm d west …..even most of d muvess being made in Hollywood r inspired frm books……………As d saying goes “ there is no difference between an illiterate person and a literate person who doesn’t want to read” So just read read read……….

Delhi Games(2010).....Just the way it is??

With only 376 more days to go ...the most prominent question that bugs our mind is whether Delhi wud be able to host the Commonwealth Games 2010 like china did in Olympics 2008(best i ve ever seen)....ofcourse not...we cant compare it to d level of China ...but is Delhi ready to put up a decent show which wud be a direct step to change our global image from poor country to a modern super power nation.
The Commonwealth games will be held next year in October, but as per the deadlines, all the preparations have to be completed by March 2010, and it seems thats deadline may not be met. Although the IOC head Mr. Suresh Kalmadi keeps iterating that the they are on schedule, everyone else on ground seem to think otherwise. Commonwealth Games Federation (CGF) says 13 of 19 venues are between 30% and 50% behind schedule. And it is just not for the venues, the accommodation arrangements for the athletes also is a big issue. Only 3,952 of the ‘confirmed’ 9,500 rooms – a mere 41% – are currently ready. That’s not all. Of the 2,194 ‘likely’ rooms expected to come up in time for the October 2010 event, only 50% will be ready, according to the ministry’s review. This city, which is to host the games in October next year, is a complete mess. Almost every major road is dug up or blocked, either for Metro or flyover construction. Preparations are so dangerously behind schedule that the Games Federation chief Michael Fennell has demanded a meeting with the Indian prime minister calling for "urgent action". And on the security front we hear Scotland Yard, whose officers have visited Delhi several times recently, have yet to be convinced that the safety of British teams can be guaranteed.
Meanwhile, distant Glasgow, Delhi's successor for the 2014 Games, is already buzzing with activity. Interestingly, this Scottish city has started work on many of the projects earmarked for the Games, with deadlines kept to 2012/13, leaving a year to make up for any slack.
Why we always do things late even if we wud ve ample time to finish it before the deadline??? Well what can one say...its in our blood.........haaa.....The major reason for turning this gorgeous event into a fiasco is the deadline set for the major projects i.e. March,2010 and most of the project r goin on behind the schedule. How much time Delhi wud ve if anything goes wrong after the work got completed?? How they gonna fix it in such a short period...?? The govt has yet to organise a volunteer team which will help the tourist n athletes during the games and will also help to make the event a big success. How much time the organising team wud need in order to give a performance to the level of the dignity of our country(who cares) ??
I think this is a wake up call for our officials but i thinks its already too late(u never know until it happens).....Only one suggestion,after the completion of the Commonwealth Games please sack Mr. Kalmadi...............that guy party too much!!!


If you want a different view on this issue plz visit this link: (its awesome)

http://blogs.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/jugglebandhi/entry/all-in-the-games

Hell Down Under : Australia

On May 24, a 25-year-old student from India was stabbed in the head with a screwdriver during a mugging in Melbourne. On June 2, an Indian student was robbed by a gang of five men, who slashed his chest with a box cutter after demanding money and cigarettes. According to a report by Australian police authorities, the state of Victoria (of which Melbourne is the capital) reported 1,440 attacks against Indians in the 12 months ended June 2008, up from about 1,000 attacks in the previous 12 months. About 50,000 Indians live in Melbourne, a city of 4 million, according to government estimates. On May 31, close to 1,000 Indians took to the streets in Melbourne and about 300 protesters ringed the Australian Embassy in New Delhi. So from all of this we can certainly conclude that Australia is hell down under for Indian students specially. But why now? Well this question is buzzing in everyone's mind but no one knows the answer? Another quest that keep buzzing is that whether these attacks were racial or not? From the above information we can see that every time Indian students were attacked so it seemed to be racial in nature.

Our PM had criticized these attacks and talked to his Australian counterpart abt this issue. Many other politicians n Bollywood actors also comes in support of Indian students. But that can hardly change the situation there.....coz the police dept is not quite supportive n not even a single arrest have been made till now.....Indian students collectively contribute over 2 billion dollars to Australia every year so i think they deserve more justice n security. The main cause behind the attacks was money as every time the student was asked whether he/she ve any money ?? But if it was the money why not the other students were targeted...Australian govt shud take this matter quite seriously coz these kind of incidents could raise alarm in other countries as Chinese govt is also worried abt their students security......the govt shud not allow some stupid teenagers who were unable to do anything good in their life now wanted to steal money frm hardworking foreign students for their drugs…I think Indian students shud make their own security grp there in Australia n avoid going in nights or lonely until the matter sorted out. The Australian govt shud act as quick as it can to prevent these kind of incidents in future as it wud really demolish the reputation of Australia as a wonderful country.

2009 Lok Sabha Elections..R u gonna vote or not???

India will hold general elections to the 15th Lok Sabha in 5 phases on April 16, April 22, April 23, April 30, May 7 and May 13, 2009. The results of the election will be announced in single phase on May 16, 2009.

Polling Schedule

April 16 - Andhra Pradesh, Arunachal Pradesh, Assam, Bihar, Jammu & Kashmir, Kerala, Maharashtra, Manipur, Meghalaya, Mizoram, Nagaland, Orissa, Uttar Pradesh, Chhattisgarh, Jharkhand, Andaman & Nicobar Islands, Lakshadweep

April 23 - Andhra Pradesh, Assam, Bihar, Goa, Jammu & Kashmir, Karnataka, Madhya Pradesh, Maharashtra, Manipur, Orissa, Tripura, Uttar Pradesh, Jharkhand

April 30 - Bihar, Gujarat, Jammu & Kashmir, Karnataka, Madhya Pradesh, Maharashtra, Sikkim, Uttar Pradesh, West Bengal, Dadra & Nagar Haveli, Daman & Diu

May 7 - Bihar, Haryana, Jammu & Kashmir, Punjab, Rajasthan, Uttar Pradesh, West Bengal, Delhi

May 13 - Himachal Pradesh, Jammu & Kashmir, Punjab, Tamil Nadu, Uttar Pradesh, West Bengal, Uttarakhand, Chandigarh, Puducherry.


If u ve ur voter ID thats just fine otherwise here r some simple steps with the help of which u can get ur voter ID ...............

Q: Who are eligible to enroll as voters?
Ans: You are eligible for registration if you are 18 years and above on the qualifying date (January1st of the year of preparation of voters’ list). You must be an ordinary resident of the constituency /ward in which you live.

Q: What does ordinary resident mean?
Ans: You are said to be an ordinary resident of the place where you mainly / normally reside. If you are living or working away in a city / town other than the place where you normally reside, you can choose to register either at home or at the place where you are studying / working, but not both!

Q:How do I enroll (register) myself as a new voter?
Ans: Fill out Form 6. It can be downloaded from the EC website (www.eci.gov.in). You can access this from any cyber café near your house.
Form 6 is also available at your nearest Revenue office if you live in a municipality, Tahsildar’s office if you live in a Taluka (rural), and Revenue sub-divisional office if you live in a mofussil area.
Form 6 is also available at offices of the Election Commission of India.

Q: What documents are needed while filing Form 6?
Ans: Address Proof (photocopy) and an identity card (photocopy). Any of the following documents are valid address proof: PAN Card, Property Tax Receipt, Water bill, Electricity bill, Telephone bill, LPG (cooking gas) bill, Bank account statement, Residential rental/lease agreement, Pension cards, Passport.

Q: Where do I go for registration? What are the timings?
Ans: Citizens in municipalities are served by Assistant Electoral Registration Officers at every Revenue Department’s sub-division offices and by Electoral Registration Officers at the Revenue Department’s Division offices. Find out your ward number and contact the Revenue department (Registration) office that has the jurisdiction of your ward. Voter registration forms are accepted during regular office work timings, Monday-Saturday.

For rural areas, file Form 6 at the Tahsildar’s office if you live in a Taluka and Revenue sub-divisional office if you live in a Mofussil area.
If you unable to find out office of registration, call the returning officer for your constituency and you will be directed to the nearest registration office.
While handing over Form 6, do not forget to collect the acknowledgment slip from the receiving clerk.

Q: What is the last date to enroll as a new voter/for filing the Form 6s?
Ans: In general, voter registrations are accepted up to one week before the last date for filing of nominations of candidates To find out the election schedule for your region, go to the EC elections schedule page.

Q: If I submit my Form 6 now, will I get a voter ID card?
Ans:It is unlikely that you would get a voter ID card, before the coming elections. You will be able to get this after the elections.

Q: How do I vote if I have enrolled recently but do not have a voter ID card?
Ans: On the date of voting, carry the acknowledgement that you received when you filed the Form 6, an address proof with the address details that you filled with the Form 6 and a photo identity to the polling booth.

Q: I have moved to a new place, within the same constituency. How do I give a change of address?
Ans: Fill up Form 8A, and submit an address proof of your current residence, and a copy of the old voter ID. The instructions on how to get Form 6 apply to all forms.

Q: I have moved to a new place, from another constituency, within the same state. How do I give a change of address?
Ans: Fill up Form 6, and submit an address proof of your current residence. Obtain a deletion certificate from the other constituency by filing Form 7.

Q: I have moved from another state. How do I give a change of address?
Ans: Fill up Form 7 to delete yourself from old constituency. Obtain a deletion certificate from the previous constituency and file along with the new Form 6.

Q: How do I make corrections to the details on my voter ID card or my particulars on the Electoral roll?
Ans: File Form 8 after filling it up with the correct details.

Q: How do I verify if my name is included in the electoral rolls?
Ans: For your name to be in the rolls, you must have registered as voter. Contact the Electoral Registration Office nearest you.


www.jaagore.com/: Really cool site in which u will get all the information regarding election and voting details that will help u in getting ur voter ID.

http://eci.nic.in/: Election Commission of India official site.

http://eci.nic.in/forms/FORM6.pdf: Application for the inclusion of name in electoral poll. U ve to just fill this form n submit it to ur election registration officer.Then u will be able to vote.


U ve no right to criticize the politicians n their politics if u haven't voted. So caste ur vote but dont vote ur caste.

Girls cant Pub saala..........

About 15 to 20 Sri Ram Sena activists had assaulted boys and girls in the pub in Mangalore on 24th Jan,2009. The assault, particularly on girls, had evoked outrage. Though 17 activists of Sri Ram Sena have been taken into custody in the Mangalore pub attack case, Ram Sena remains unapologetic about the attack and its founder P Muthalik termed the incident as a small thing. Suddenly INDIA seems divided-some r anti-pub culture while some r with it. But what is “pub culture” …..It is women drinking n socializing with men. Bars n pubs ve been there for decades but as women ve started visiting pubs, mostly in male company, conservative India has been feeling uncomfortable. So called the real man of india (Ram sena) had attacked innocent gals on the reason that they r ruining our culture….but the point is Who defines Indian Culture?? Who r these ppls to decide what others should do ?? There is no reason to impose his (Muthalik) culture on others. He wants that women would go back in ancient times n wear ghoonghat not skirts or even jeans, no education, no socializing, each n every thing will be different for men n women like old time…n most importantly women shud be considered inferior to men….is that the culture he was talking abt.. …I guess. The world over ,youngsters ve found their own way of expressing their freedom. Nobody can own a culture no one person not a hundred or a hundred million. The culture of a nation is more spirited than all of us. The best we can do is observe the beauty of its transformation. Two decades ago, a bunch of white skinned goons calling themselves “dotbusters” (bindi being taken as a dot) attacked mainly Indians in jersey city in the US. Indians living in the area decided not to take it lying down n they organized small quick reaction teams. This strong counter made the cowardly dotbusters vanish immediately. We ve to keep in mind that if the govt is not with us nor the police then the citizens will ve the right to organize themselves to counter the threat coz the right of self-defence.

After a few days muthalik offers a bizarre reasoning for the opposition to the Valentine’s Day celebration i.e. He claims to ve proof that few girls were raped in Mumbai,Delhi,Kolkata last yr. on valentine day... He has a new slogan for valentine day “tie or die”. But I think it is the failure of govt n police in that state. As no of girls being raped in an yr is quite high as compared to these on valentine day …..then what he is going to do abt that?? Ban the movement of womens in high male concentration area……..Valentine Day is a way of expressing love n freedom…”when did our culture say that one shud not celebrate love?? Coz luvin someone is not a crime. Generally we understand tradition in terms of texts and others books n our attitude towards gender and age has not changed. God bless our nation. Jai Hind.

Fall Of The Giant: SATYAM COMPUTERS

The company whose name translates as ‘truth’ turned into a symbol of every lie a corporate house could tell its shareholders.Rewind to Wednesday, when Satyam's chairman Ramalinga Raju quit after confessing to cooking his company's books for years. By the time markets closed that afternoon, Satyam had plunged 78%. Yet throughout, state politicians supported the company, state-owned finance companies turned a blind eye to its activities and a spineless board nodded off on everything. Satyam was rewarded with great valuations, a place on the Bombay Stock Exchange's Sensex A-list, and awards for entrepreneurial success, management skills.

MAYTAS DEAL | Weeks before he quit, Raju triggered investor fury by trying to use Satyam's fictitious cash to acquire two companies owned by his family. Investor anger eventually got him to back off.

WORLD BANK BAN | A few months before Maytas, the World Bank, whose IT network was managed by Satyam, banned it for eight years: the Bank found that spyware installed in its finance and HR software was transmitting every tap and click back to Satyam's operations in Chennai. Shortly before this, Upaid Systems, a US software company specializing in online payments for mobile phone companies which had outsourced work to Satyam, sued it. It alleged that Satyam's performance was shoddy, it had inserted a Raju relative on board, stolen patented ideas and sold those to two telecom companies.

On 7 January 2009, company Chairman Ramalinga Raju resigned after notifying its board members and the SEBI that he had falsified accounts.


Rescue Plans?

The best way to rescue Satyam from this situation is for the government to ask NR Narayana Murthy, former chief of Infosys, to take over as the CEO of Satyam. He is almost the only person with the capacity and credibility to rescue the company from its current plight. His reputation for integrity is formidable, so he is a rare individual who can quickly cleanse Satyam of the Raju taint. And since he no longer has executive duties at Infosys, he should be available for the task.

Satyam is still profitable. Even while confessing to cooking the books, promoter Ramalinga Raju said that Satyam’s profits in the last quarter were not Rs 649 crore but Rs 61 crore. The lower figure, representing a very low operating margin of 3%, is nevertheless a substantial profit, and is a perfectly good basis for survival.

The company can be saved if the government guarantees new bank credit to Satyam. That will enable the company to pay salaries till such time as the company’s books are fully investigated.

Cynics will say it does not matter if Satyam goes bust, since much of its business and staff will ultimately get redistributed to other Indian companies. But meanwhile much business will be lost, and many employee families will suffer tragedies. It is better to save the ship than just salvage something from the wreckage.

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